Nuclear Power Pants is currently figuring out their personality enneagrams. Nuclear Power Pants already knows which Simpsons character they are. Nuclear Power Pants is obsessed with authenticity. Nuclear Power Pants is learning to simulate authenticity. Nuclear Power Pants is getting comfortable just being themselves. Nuclear Power Pants is not yet enlightened. Nuclear Power Pants is excited about radio waves & frightened by microwaves. By the way, sorry about that one slow song. Sorry about no butter knife anymore. Sorry we ditched the Siamese twin schtick (it was physically & emotionally damaging). Sorry about the name (which both George W. Bush and John McCain have stolen from us on separate occasions). It seemed like a good idea at the time. Sorry that you’re over it. Sorry about the strobe light. Nuclear Power Pants should have warned you. Sorry that it’s changed so much. Sorry that it’s always the same.